One of the young princes decided to venture into the most interesting place of all: Grandma & Grandpa's bathroom. There were lots of fun, interesting, and potentially dangerous things inside the bathroom, and he knew he shouldn't be in there, but he couldn't resist the temptation. He went inside and the first thing he did was play with the little button on the inside of the bathroom's door. He then shut the door and promptly forgot about the little button while he started playing with other fun things inside.
Shortly after this, the queen realized her oldest prince was missing, and she went through the house, calling his name. She soon came to "the bathroom", and when she called for the young prince, he answered on the other side of the door. The problem only came when the queen tried to open the door and discovered it had been locked from the inside.
The queen called and called to her young prince, asking him to unlock the door. Ten minutes went by, and the young prince happily ignored her.
Door = 1 Queen = 0
The queen realized she was out of her depth, so she called for the king. Together, they tried a myriad of ideas to open the door.
First, they tried opening the door with a straightened end of a hanger.
Door = 2 King and Queen = 0
Next, they tried to use a credit card to open the door.
Door = 3, King and Queen = 0
Next, they tried to unscrew the door knob.
Door = 4, King and Queen = 0
They then got a slim jim.
Door = 5, King and Queen = 0
By now, the King & Queen were starting to panic, and the young prince was crying to be let out on the other side. An hour had gone by, and nothing had worked! So the king made a phone call to "The Oracle" (Grandpa England). The oracle said that violence may be necessary, and that the King and Queen had permission to use some if they had to.
The King and Queen then got a sledge hammer out in an effort to bust off the door knob. Well, the door knob did bust off, but still, the door did not open.
Door = 6, King and Queen = 0
The queen got mad. Really mad and really frustrated. So she kicked the door hard. BOOM! Did the door just make a splintering sound? Using perfect kickboxing form, she kicked it again and again. BOOM, BOOM! The door busted open, and the prince was saved.
After that, the King and Queen took the two young princes home.
The moral of the story is this:
1) Don't let your young children wander into their grandparents' bathroom.
2) Teach your kid how to unlock a dang door!
3) Don't make me mad. I am, apparently, VERY strong:)
Door = broken, King and Queen = Victorious!
4 comments:
you go queen! that was an awesome story!
WOAH! You ARE strong!!!!
hahahaa I find this whole story hilarious ;)
I love this. Excellently done, and you never thought you'd use your kickboxing skills to save your son ;) Plus now you can't ever make fun of me for kicking a hole in the wall. You took out a solid, wood door! Well played, Amanda, well played.
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